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Meet the DropZone'97!

Utilizing the properties of gravity and a new motion sickness engine, the DropZone'97 combines gastric and emotional distress into one sugary package. Delivering over 40 pieces of sucrose per minute, the DropZone'97 will leave your quarter-shooters high and dry, searching for a drink to unclog their sugary palate (hey, why not install a drink machine next store and really score on the double-play?) Furthermore, the DropZone'97 has a capacity of 35,000 pieces, with the option of installing an auxilary payload of up to 100,000 munitions. Strike another blow for candy and capitalism!




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