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lome, togo togo - Sunday, November 09, 2003 at 07:40:43 (PST)
just droppin in see wuz up in the big city siclid is straight up metal and if you cant handle the shit then cyber on soda sukers
THE FAMOUS <firstname.lastname@example.org>
jackson, s.c. USA - Saturday, November 01, 2003 at 16:08:05 (PST)
cool website ... music downloads would be cool...
check us out at www.labidochromis.com
beech island, sc USA - Friday, September 19, 2003 at 06:55:38 (PDT)
Kudos to a fine website, altho a few sample tunes would be nice.
One has to ponder how long it will be until the hoodlum running this page finally can't hoare smurfette anymore for that $30 / year to keep the domain reg'd... one HAS to ponder... or perhaps one doesn't.
3 apples high? gimme a phucken break...
Dimbulb, Canadia - Friday, August 01, 2003 at 09:03:48 (PDT)
I have reach here o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lome, lome togo - Saturday, June 21, 2003 at 06:09:21 (PDT)
hahaha jarjar is funny this site very funny yo. l8er...
NABOO - Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 01:37:51 (PDT)
I don't know how to masterbate can you help?
John Pack <email@example.com>
Louisburg, N.C USA - Monday, April 07, 2003 at 14:19:11 (PDT)
This site's the fucking bomb, its hillarious. Almost as anoying as JarJar himself, but funny none the less.
Stephan Jansen <I AINT FUCKIN TELLIN YOU>
Canada - Monday, December 23, 2002 at 22:27:33 (PST)
I don't know what your site is about, but a Google search I did listed your site with description "... Fargo (yes, the city the movie "Fargo" was based on). No, it wasn't. If they had wanted it based on Fargo, they would have shot in Fargo, not Brainard, MN.
Fargo, ND USA - Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 14:16:07 (PDT)
Jar Jar was George Lucas' jab at the nigger culture in general,and ebonics in particular. Think about it........Jar Jar is Sly Stone!!!!!!
Speaking of niggers...We sure have lost the culture wars..all the white kids want to be a nigger rapper. Its very sad.
whitehall, USA - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 22:50:11 (PDT)
im the 30000 guest. hip hip hurray
USA - Saturday, June 22, 2002 at 09:50:17 (PDT)
I AM AN IMPORTER AND I WILL LIKE TO BE HAVING CURRENT E-MAIL ADDRESS OF BUSINESS MEN IN THIS WEB SITE TO MY MAIL.firstname.lastname@example.org
DR A. MOGAJI
AHMED MOGAJI <email@example.com>
NEW YORK, NY USA - Monday, April 08, 2002 at 01:25:14 (PDT)
Hola! Es feo!
Madrid, espana - Wednesday, April 03, 2002 at 07:07:53 (PST)
I like it
LaTonya Walker <Dmples62@aol.com>
Richmond, Va USA - Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 10:38:41 (PST)
can i borrow $500 bucks?
hatboro, pa USA - Saturday, March 16, 2002 at 05:52:26 (PST)
Who is charles a sutton
charles a sutton <charles firstname.lastname@example.org>
ft. wayne , in USA - Friday, March 01, 2002 at 11:30:36 (PST)
I willl probably never visit this site again, just wanted to say Masterbation is normal. I get a boner lookin at the top of a chicks ass, u know u do to :). And if u never masterbate its because your gay, or you have problems getting your Power Tools to turn on. Later all hope u have fun, Visit WWW.THUMBZILLA.COM 4 best pics to cumm to. :)
Sir CummAlot <email@example.com>
San diego, CA USA - Monday, February 18, 2002 at 15:35:15 (PST)
Si quieres las tomas y si no las dejas,
aunque suelen decir que son comida de viejas.
El huevo de chocolate <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Entertainment, - Monday, December 31, 2001 at 12:16:40 (PST)
It's Star Wars, not "Star Was." It is very difficult to take people like you with even an inkling of salt. Ever consider incorporating a sense of grammer into your shouting, rambling bullshit? Here's something you might understand:
Star Wars changed the culture. I bet you were conceived when your mother and her brother were in the theater watching "Star Was."
Show a little respect.
Jeffrey Haines <email@example.com>
arcata, ca USA - Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 21:31:36 (PST)
hey, i HATE star wars it is so gay and it makes me sick.... especially all these star was loving losers!
let me put it this way,
STAR WARS = GAY!
how can u fools like star wars?? it is so pathetic!!!!!!
hater of the star wars <firstname.lastname@example.org>
haterland, USA - Thursday, December 06, 2001 at 11:57:38 (PST)
holy fucking shit.
Larry King <email@example.com>
SF, CA USA - Tuesday, December 04, 2001 at 10:22:23 (PST)
Me know man named Onehung Long do dah do dah
he got pecker nine baht long oh do dah day
Dark Yanker <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Wilton, CT USA - Sunday, December 02, 2001 at 18:19:41 (PST)
WIKED WEBSITE MATE. VERY FUNNY N'ALL= LOL!!! I AGREE WITH ALL ASPECTS OF JAR JAR TORTUE!!! HE RUINED THE MOVIE
Robbie Patterson <email@example.com>
Nottingham, UK - Monday, November 05, 2001 at 09:08:52 (PST)
you boys are still just as psycho, but wherez the rest of the minigolf bonanza? and where the hell are you? is anybody listening?
frogland - Monday, October 29, 2001 at 07:20:59 (PST)
because someone from this site asked me, I've added official instructions on masturbating. Please visit my site (when you're done with this fine, fine, Jar Jar hating site), and visit Misfit Land. You'll find your way from there.
Sid Siclid <firstname.lastname@example.org>
eureka, ca USA - Thursday, October 11, 2001 at 17:06:26 (PDT)
love the site dude and can/will help answer as many questions as far as general motors vehicles are concerned..already answered a bunch of folks and got em back on the road...as soon as my site is finished ill send ya a link so u can post it to your site....have a good one.......the WIZ
cartersville, ga USA - Sunday, September 30, 2001 at 00:32:57 (PDT)
me thinks jar jar binks is hot. i bought a 7 foot doll for masturbating.
USA - Monday, August 27, 2001 at 19:45:04 (PDT)
i watch the man show and hump. oh yeah
USA - Monday, August 20, 2001 at 17:53:57 (PDT)
hey sid guy yor homo. im the master masturbater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
USA - Monday, August 20, 2001 at 17:52:09 (PDT)
USA - Wednesday, August 15, 2001 at 17:49:05 (PDT)
What's up withLMi dude. And how are you?
Nexus, fu Mars - Tuesday, August 07, 2001 at 12:01:47 (PDT)
Regarding the comment before the last comment I made. Yeah, you've been masturbating since the day you were born, but you ain't been masturbating longer than ol' Sid. I've been beatin' the ol' Siclid since before I was born. No one beats it better than me. I'm proud of this fact. I'll teach anyone who doesn't know how to beat it, how to beat it just like me. First you.....well, you'll just have to email me for instructions. It involves a sink, though, and a sink away from home. That's adrenaline! Maybe because I beat it so much, I lose all the blood from my brain. But who needs blood in your brain when you draw a comic strip. By the way, I'm out of paper. Anyone got some? Also, my friend's brother's scanner is broken. Got a scanner?
Uh, oh yeah! I'm here again because I like this site. I hate Jar Jar. I hate.
"Do you know what it's like to hate...when it's way down deep inside. Oh God I hate!"
Sid here <email@example.com>
weeee, ca USA - Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 09:31:51 (PDT)
Jar Jar's balls got a little tedious for me (not that I'm anyone to talk about tedious web pages), but the first few made me laugh out fucking loud. Thanks.
Sid Siclid <firstname.lastname@example.org>
EDGtown, ? USAIFUSAYSO - Thursday, July 19, 2001 at 09:17:19 (PDT)
yeah iv been masturbating sinc the day i was born. you know my favorite show is the man show. at the end i m su horney watching the girls jumping on tramplines. oh yeah.
the masturbation kid
USA - Wednesday, June 20, 2001 at 11:12:12 (PDT)
STOP PLZ!!! STOP MAKEING FUN OF ME!!!!!! I MASTERBATE AND I CANT HELP IT!!!! PLZ STOP!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!
~DarkVador "Come to the dark side luke"
Mos Eisley, - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 18:12:01 (PST)
Hi! I MasterBate! :D
Well i decided to just tell you that incase you were
~Call 1-800-jenny-creg for a good time
P.S.(Oh, Ya, did i say i masterbated to?)
I Masterbate <ISucked@yourmom.com>
Suck, my di*k - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 18:07:28 (PST)
Eheh, Stupid Starwar Freaks!!! eheh i like the rude comments... keep this site up!!!
Luke Fany <email@example.com>
Walk, The Talk - Monday, March 26, 2001 at 17:58:51 (PST)
Please stop making fun of Star Wars, you are a part of the dark side, shut this website down!
Mos Eisley, - Wednesday, March 07, 2001 at 07:36:56 (PST)
you people killed it when you put chewbacca in the movie.
did you know befor the pod races, a little yhellow alien waves and says "fuck you". funny hu??? anyway, do you masturbate? and have you done it before. would you do it now?
jim kool <firstname.lastname@example.org>
place, ? USA - Sunday, February 18, 2001 at 22:37:06 (PST)
yowch. i like to read funy things from USA!!! they are happy for me and also smart and rich.
great joke scottman!
fredy dance <email@example.com>
the sitch, USA - Tuesday, October 10, 2000 at 10:12:24 (PDT)
I HATE YOU MAKING FUN OF THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS!!! SHUT DOWN THIS SITE!!!
?, ? ? - Wednesday, August 30, 2000 at 08:18:28 (PDT)
I am an artist who maintains unreachable standards in others' artworks. I am thoroughly impressed by your ability to attain and sustain a highly sophisticated degree of creative coherence, despite the silliness of your subject matter. Although I adhere to a more traditional creative modus operandi, I admire yours! Think what you could achieve if you were to adopt "the neuron" aesthetic, instead of the gonadic one? We need to talk!
artemisa caravaggi <firstname.lastname@example.org>
USA - Sunday, July 30, 2000 at 16:50:55 (PDT)
what a place to visit when i was lookin to download "download accelorater"
evansville, wy USA - Saturday, July 29, 2000 at 19:31:50 (PDT)
Tottaly cool man I hate Ja Ja. B***e* Jar Jar is having his own cartoon series. Kill george
shrewsbury, - United Kingdom - Friday, May 19, 2000 at 17:43:20 (PDT)
the ate my balls thing is stupid
no, no no - Wednesday, May 17, 2000 at 23:30:51 (PDT)
Hey! Jar jar ate my balls too, is'nt that weird?
Gaithersburg, Md USA - Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 14:11:19 (PDT)
hey, jar jar ate my balls too, isint that weird
USA - Thursday, April 06, 2000 at 14:09:28 (PDT)
Hi ya'll!!! You site is sooo funny! if I had balls, I'm sure I would'nt want Jar Jar to eat them, ewwwie!
Gaithersburg, MD USA - Friday, March 31, 2000 at 22:12:12 (PST)
Boy, if it weren't for the internet, I'd have no idea that so many pop culture icons were also ball eaters. Cool site guys.
MiddleofNowhere, MO USA - Wednesday, February 02, 2000 at 16:15:01 (PST)
Anybody that dosen't like Jar Jar are idiots
Nathan Waugh <email@example.com>
Bermagui, N.S.W Australia - Sunday, January 16, 2000 at 20:54:26 (PST)
shame on all the anti_jar jar binks haters.you guys ruin a great site.I hated star wars from the beginning and i despise Jar Jar Binks.
columbus, OH USA - Monday, December 06, 1999 at 09:25:53 (PST)
Cool site, your other guests have no sense of humour.
Billy Martin <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Oceano, Ca USA - Monday, October 25, 1999 at 15:54:50 (PDT)
WHAT A PILE OF CRAP
Jar Jar Binks <email@example.com>
G.B - Saturday, October 09, 1999 at 05:45:56 (PDT)
fuck you you bitch
cfgbfgcb, bfcb fg - Monday, October 04, 1999 at 16:02:47 (PDT)
Nice! Nice Ideas, and great spirit.
Detroit, MI USA - Tuesday, July 20, 1999 at 08:09:14 (PDT)
This page is gross but it's funny. Good work!
Stefanie Freckelton <Dance_obsessed16@Hotmail.com>
Joliet, IL USA - Monday, July 19, 1999 at 13:21:50 (PDT)
funny stuff....man, I hate Jar Jar!!
USA - Monday, July 12, 1999 at 21:03:35 (PDT)
This page sucks. How can you deface registered trademarks from only the best movie. Also, i find you perverted and very immature, ohh, jar jar ate my balls. How old are you anyways?? Shut this site down, i will have to myself.
USA - Wednesday, July 07, 1999 at 15:18:25 (PDT)
Jar Jar should have ate a big fat Drano ball......great site
Jeff Gould <JeffGould@worldnet.att.net>
Kansas City, KS USA - Saturday, June 19, 1999 at 13:33:01 (PDT)
...i forgot what i was going to write. just as well, the letters were to be arranged in a precise pattern that would impode the retinas of anyone viewing them. oh, now i remember:
meteorologist dave hovde, the weatherman for KX4 (the local CBS station in Fargo) thinks that jar jar sucks just as much as anyone on this site. also, he thinks anal sex doesn't count as "real" sex. he told me so. is this true?
check out the popDEAD-TV page- it's like sticking a broken broom handle up the Man's arse and wiggling it around like a giant bloody lollypop for all to see.
fargo (yes, fargo, the city that "fargo" was based on), nd USA (by force, not choice) - Saturday, June 19, 1999 at 10:19:38 (PDT)
YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD. GEORGE HAS GIVEN US NEW LIFE AND YOU IDIOTS CHOOSE TO HARP ON SOMETHING YOU DO NOT LIKE. "YOUR FOCUS DETERMINES YOUR REALITY". YOUR FOCUS IS ALL WRONG, AS IS YOUR REALITY. I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE MUCH BETTER IF WE COULD REMOVE ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DID NOT LIKE EPISODE I.
RODNEY PAUL <RODNEYPA@YAHOO.COM>
BOZEMAN, MT USA - Thursday, June 17, 1999 at 21:53:18 (PDT)
I know of a couple people whose ball JarJar should eat. These people should not propagate.
Jamestown, North Dakota USA - Wednesday, June 16, 1999 at 20:05:17 (PDT)
HHHHEEEEELLLPPPP!!!! JAR JAR HAS GOT MY BALLS
old ben kinobi <none>
largo, FL USA - Tuesday, June 08, 1999 at 14:48:14 (PDT)
Jar Jar must die. How can I help to kill him. What can be done so a special non jar jar episode I edition will come out? Think about it you can cut about 2/3 of his lines out and save a struggling epic.
Winston-Salem, NC USA - Tuesday, June 08, 1999 at 09:35:21 (PDT)
If Jar Jar didn't really eat testes as episode I proved that he so flagrantly did with his constant barrage of stupidity throughout the movie, I would almost consider you to be an almost sane and hygenic individual
Keep up the filth and include that lil hottie Nathalie Portman in your next scandalus attack!
Ball NON eater
USA - Sunday, June 06, 1999 at 00:39:04 (PDT)
"JAR JAR BINKS" IS A REGISTERED TRADEMARK OF LUCASARTS ENTERTAINMENT, LTD. YOUR USE HERE OF THIS TRADEMARKED NAME IN A DEROGATORY MANNER CREATES LIABILITY UNDER THE LANHAM ACT. CLOSE THIS SITE IMMEDIATELY OR FEEL OUT LITIGIOUS WRATH. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
BESIDES, MAKING FUN OF SPACE ALIENS WILL ONLY GET YOU INTO BIG DEEP DOO_DOO WHEN XEMU RETURNS WITH MORE HYDROGEN BOMBS.
Helena Kobrin <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Los Angeles, CA USA - Saturday, June 05, 1999 at 12:16:29 (PDT)
Your a pretty perverted person talking about ball eating. But I think it's funny making fun of Jar Jar like that.
Death to Jar Jar <Jerm_007@hotmail.com>
????, ??? I'm Canadian not gay like you damn yankees! - Saturday, June 05, 1999 at 10:42:12 (PDT)
why did U people try to eat BEAUTIFUL JAR JARS balls!!!!!!!!
anti jar jar hunter <email@example.com>
naboo, ? jedi - Tuesday, June 01, 1999 at 20:19:54 (PDT)
theres a big price out on Jar Jar's balls I deem to collect them and my credits
I've built a special carbonite jock in Slave I's cargo bay waiting for Jar Jar.....
but there worth more to me alive than dead........
Boba Fett <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Mos Eisley, Tatooine - Tuesday, June 01, 1999 at 18:31:05 (PDT)
"Jar Jar ate my balls" was the most stupid thing I have EVER seen on the internet. You may not be a JJB fan, but offer a real opinion, not this bullshit. Grow up!
WA USA - Tuesday, June 01, 1999 at 14:37:21 (PDT)
Your sexual frustation has collided with your hate for Jar Jar, who by the way kicks ass.
. For anyone out there there are plenty of pro-Jar Jar sites. Just use your search engine.
USA - Monday, May 31, 1999 at 14:57:16 (PDT)
Your site sucks my balls but not as bad as jar jar binks did. I was rolling on the floor lauphing. I f you want to see a site with better graphics
Baltimore, MD USA - Saturday, May 29, 1999 at 09:49:06 (PDT)
god, shouldn't you guys be answering the phones or something. too much free time can be bad for your health.
USA - Monday, April 19, 1999 at 08:03:42 (PDT)
my mind has been blown. is there a remedy, and if so, will it cost more than $1.99??????
sf, CA USA - Friday, December 11, 1998 at 13:03:51 (PST)
I want to be lenient with you seeing as how you've made my job of keeping on eye on you much easier
with this web site, but you metalhead people won't be getting any toys from me this year.
I'm not taking it anymore. You're ruining the world and the children. Stop your infernal racket and
be good girls and boys so that I can give you toys.
Santa Claus <email@example.com>
Unincorporated - Thursday, November 19, 1998 at 08:38:18 (PST)
The lines blur between Belinda Carlisle and heavy metal, and both can be scary. I challenge thee to a karaoke match with the go-go's singles and theatre of pain. Do you accept? Grrr, little dead girl.
okeyland, ca USA - Wednesday, November 18, 1998 at 10:50:31 (PST)
weird sit metal rules just remember Scottr "You!!,Me!! in the ring on friday!!!"
larry l <firstname.lastname@example.org>
USA - Wednesday, November 04, 1998 at 09:27:44 (PST)
Dubin rocks, she is my inspiration and my idol. because of her i started working in a lab where we study obesity in frogs. Dubin, please email me, and if you're ever in Mass. call me!! ROCK ON!
North Hampton, MA USA - Tuesday, November 03, 1998 at 18:08:15 (PST)
Keep the core grinding, claw droppers!!!! Metal rules OK!!!!!!!!
Lemmy Dickinson <email@example.com>
London, England - Tuesday, November 03, 1998 at 11:31:26 (PST)
I really loved your rockin' web page. I saw you guys at el gato negro back in the day and have been an avid fan ever since. Thanks for keeping hope alive.
Gene Simmons <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Pandemonium, HELL - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:20:17 (PST)
This is the beginning of the Dropclaw guestbook, so you can
like knock your teeth out or something.
The Claw <THECLAW@DROPCLAW.COM>
!!!!, !! Middle Limbo - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:00:43 (PST)